A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on the airplane
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Wanna talk?'
I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger, the man said quietly.
The little girl, who had just opened her school book, closed it slowly
said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'
OK, she said. 'That could be an interesting topic' But, let me ask you a
question first, said the 5th grader.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, right?
The man said 'Yes'
The little girl said 'Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
So, why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger thinks about it a minute and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea'.
To which the little girl replies: 'Do you really feel qualified to
nuclear power when you don't know $ h ! t ?'
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Why not - don't you like being married?
Of course I do.
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Okay, I'd get married again.
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
(Makes audible groan).
Would you live in our house?
Sure, it's a great house.
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Where else would we sleep?
Would you let her drive my car?
Probably, it is almost new.
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Would she use my golf clubs?
No, she's left-handed.
- silence - -
F * ck ....