Laws unmentioned by newton

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,

your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If u tell the boss you were late for work because you

had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When u try to prove to someone that a machine won't

work, it will!

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as u sit down 4 a cup of hot coffee, your boss

will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

great man :cool:

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LAW of the RESULT: When u try to prove to someone that a machine won’t

work, it will!

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LOL! that happens with me ALOT. i remember back when i first bought my own pc, it used to get hanged after booting the windows. but when i took it to the shop i bought it from, it ALWAYS used to work perfectly fine. same happened with one of my dell laptop used to show ‘no harddisk found’ error. when i took it to my dealer, it booted fine :S

recently ufone prepaid scratch card wasnt working… tried several times for several day no luck. i took it to the ufone franchise, worked :S :P:D

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LAW of the RESULT: When u try to prove to someone that a machine won’t

work, it will!

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I remember when I gave a treat to whole my office when I lost it. I myself put a bet on my OWN COMPUTER (what ever they will ask to have in dinner :|) and my computer failed me just on that time :confused:

New addition to Newton's Law of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

.

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True.! Very true! :lol:

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New addition to Newton’s Law of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
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nice one

btw how many time did you do loose motion to prove it cannot be done slow motion ?

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New addition to Newton’s Law of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
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reminds me of another discovery about loose motion i read a while ago.

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Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA from Punjab University were to be interview for prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

Interviewer : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy : Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

Harvard Guy : Its the Thought, b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH : Its Diarrhea

Interviewer : shocked to hear santa’s reply, asked “WHY” ?

SANTA SINGH : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!

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Definitely faster than light, thought and blink

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reminds me of another discovery about loose motion i read a while ago.

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Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA from Punjab University were to be interview for prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

Interviewer : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy : Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

Harvard Guy : Its the Thought, b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH : Its Diarrhea

Interviewer : shocked to hear santa’s reply, asked “WHY” ?

SANTA SINGH : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!

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Definitely faster than light, thought and blink

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Lol

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reminds me of another discovery about loose motion i read a while ago.

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Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA from Punjab University were to be interview for prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

Interviewer : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy : Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

Harvard Guy : Its the Thought, b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH : Its Diarrhea

Interviewer : shocked to hear santa’s reply, asked “WHY” ?

SANTA SINGH : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!

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Definitely faster than light, thought and blink

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hahahha rofl…

Shoxee Your post {http://www.wiredpakistan.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=7469} and this one is Rocks , keep posting ,

Lots of thanks

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New addition to Newton's Law of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
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LOL n thnxx

I can't stop laughing