Laloo Prasad job application to Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA ..

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......

"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa? Par letter angreez i main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ---- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates ---- Tohar Bilva

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haha! :lol:

its old joke

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Your face is old.

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haha :)

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lol.. :D

LOL! :D Awesome

Lolx......:-D

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yup it is pretty old but always makes fun.

ahahhaha halarious grow up lalu :lol:

ROFL :lol: :lol:

hahahahha nice !!!

^zardari wants You :D :D

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Your face is old.

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u r #@*^-$#

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Specter, believe me or not, I laughed for a complete minute when I read your remark. Thats truly a classic one liner.

Our Zardari as well as Rehman Malik should also try to drop their CVs to the Microsoft.....! Might Possible in Microsoft...there wud be some vacant posts for Sweepers...!