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Difference

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

I bought 3 movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For U and ur parents.

Sardar and Beta

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya

hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Boy and Girl

Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai.

Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.

Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Wife- i will die.

Husband- i will also die.

Wife- Why do you want 2 die?

husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Jahan dard vahan

Jahan dosti vahan pyar,

Jahan pyar vahan ishq,

Jahan ishq vahan judai,

Jahan judai vahan dard,

Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,

Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao

Good Night

System of love

System of love:

Jan - Rose

Feb - Propose

Mar - Gift

April - Lift

May - Chating

June - Dating

July - Kiss

Aug - Miss

Sep - Drop

Oct - Escape

Nov - Rest

Dec - Next

Shaane log SMS kar raele hai

Kya mast air chal raele hai

cow log grass eat kar raele hai

dog log bark bark kar raele hai

Shaane log SMS kar raele hai

DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Horror movie dekha

Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal rahi thi.

Wife: Kaun si movie thi???

Husband: apni shaadi ki..

Aisa khat likho sajna

Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey

Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i* Le sajni aab paadh tai raho!!

Alert! Spam

Really?