Fun Questions


#1

below is a very private way to gage your loss/non-loss of intelligence. So

take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or

are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind...and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue

bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made

from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you

will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany

and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The

pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on

a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has

time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between

East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East

Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then

how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford

Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six

people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get

off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.

In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. I! n Carmathen, six

people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What

was the name of the bus driver?

Answer 1:The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do

something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to

question 2.

Answer 2: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the

next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat.

It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more

appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed

to question three.

Answer 3: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "! green bricks", what

the heck are you still doing here reading these questions????? Dang.....

If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

Answer 4: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,

you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane

crash. You! r efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, "You

don't bury survivors" then proceed to the next question.

Answer 5: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one

degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are

obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.

Answer 6: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy.


#2

its good LOL


#3

hah the silk milk one got me :P


#4

me too

its all in our mind


#5

In "What do cows drink" question, we fall in trap because we keep thinking the trick lies in confusing silk with milk and end up answering milk. Yeah, it got me too. :D


#6

It was good but answers must be seperate perhaps at the end coz in this way even while reading glance is made at ans & spoils the ques


#7

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It was good but answers must be seperate perhaps at the end coz in this way even while reading glance is made at ans & spoils the ques
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yeah i though that to

at first i thought to make new posts for each question/answer but that wud just fill up this thread


#8

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yeah i though that to

at first i thought to make new posts for each question/answer but that wud just fill up this thread

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Yeah the better approach will be to do in smae thread with all ques first and than answers


#9

The milk one got me too!

Just make the questions bold to make them stand out?


#10

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The milk one got me too!

Just make the questions bold to make them stand out?

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put all the question in one place and then all the answers in one place and leave some lines in between them


#11

I got pwned at the milk one.. :S others were quiet easy to figure out..


#12

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put all the question in one place and then all the answers in one place and leave some lines in between them

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ok i will edit my orignal post and then do it


#13

is it fine now?


#14

better but leave some lines between the questions and answers :)


#15

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better but leave some lines between the questions and answers :)
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is it fine now?


#16

ya ok


#17

1st and 5th question got me .............rest four were true


#18

Reminds me of:

Which is heavier? 1kg of iron or 1kg of wool?


#19

some tech related jokes

Joke #1 - Researching on the Internet

Mother: “How’s your history paper coming?”

Son: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet to research my paper, and it’s been very helpful.”

Mother: “Really?”

Son: “Yes, so far I’ve located 17 web sites that sell them!”

Joke #2 - Programming today…

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Joke #3 - Uses for a DVD Spindle…

1. Donut stacker

2. Toilet paper holder

3. With the help of a drill, a homemade Ker plunk game

4. Ring toss

5. Jello mould

Joke #4 Linux is…

Linux IS user-friendly, it just chooses its friends very carefully

Joke #5 - Fix it yourself…

When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that, probably, the printer only needed to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?”

“Actually it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”

Joke #6 - Did you hear…

Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week? The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.

Joke #7 - How much does Windows Cost?

Customer: “How much does Windows cost?”

Tech Support answers…

Customer: “Oh, that’s kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?

Joke #8 - Computers should be referred to as…

According to women, computers should be referred to as masculine because they are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.

According to men, computers should be referred to as feminine because even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

Joke #9 - Four engineers in the car…

Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer.

The car stalled out.

The mechanical engineer said, “It must be the pistons; let’s repair them and be on our way.”

The electrical engineer said, “It has to be the spark plugs; we’ll replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all.”

The chemical engineer said. “No, it’s got to be bad gas; we’ll flush the system and be on our way.”

They turned to the computer engineer. “What do you think we should do?” they asked.

The computer engineer shrugged and said, “Let’s get out of the car, close the doors, then get back in and try restarting it.”

Joke #10 - You Might be a Geek if…

1. You keep spare mouse pads

2. You have more invested in computers than you do your kids

3. You’ve gutted and rebuilt your computer five times since you last changed the oil in your car….

4. You’ve ever written a program over in a different language just to prove you could…

5. You check your mail before you get out of bed in the morning…


#20

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some tech related jokes

Joke #1 - Researching on the Internet

Mother: “How’s your history paper coming?”

Son: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet to research my paper, and it’s been very helpful.”

Mother: “Really?”

Son: “Yes, so far I’ve located 17 web sites that sell them!”

Joke #2 - Programming today…

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Joke #3 - Uses for a DVD Spindle…

1. Donut stacker

2. Toilet paper holder

3. With the help of a drill, a homemade Ker plunk game

4. Ring toss

5. Jello mould

Joke #4 Linux is…

Linux IS user-friendly, it just chooses its friends very carefully

Joke #5 - Fix it yourself…

When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that, probably, the printer only needed to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?”

“Actually it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”

Joke #6 - Did you hear…

Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week? The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.

Joke #7 - How much does Windows Cost?

Customer: “How much does Windows cost?”

Tech Support answers…

Customer: “Oh, that’s kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?

Joke #8 - Computers should be referred to as…

According to women, computers should be referred to as masculine because they are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.

According to men, computers should be referred to as feminine because even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

Joke #9 - Four engineers in the car…

Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer.

The car stalled out.

The mechanical engineer said, “It must be the pistons; let’s repair them and be on our way.”

The electrical engineer said, “It has to be the spark plugs; we’ll replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all.”

The chemical engineer said. “No, it’s got to be bad gas; we’ll flush the system and be on our way.”

They turned to the computer engineer. “What do you think we should do?” they asked.

The computer engineer shrugged and said, “Let’s get out of the car, close the doors, then get back in and try restarting it.”

Joke #10 - You Might be a Geek if…

1. You keep spare mouse pads

2. You have more invested in computers than you do your kids

3. You’ve gutted and rebuilt your computer five times since you last changed the oil in your car….

4. You’ve ever written a program over in a different language just to prove you could…

5. You check your mail before you get out of bed in the morning…

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lol LMAO